• deep-fried Caesar salad
• 5-Hour Energy diet
• caffeine free Red Bull
• Manifest O’s: a revolutionary new way to eat cereal
• KMRCL: radio station that airs ads 24/7
• COEXTINCT bumper sticker
• Galaxie 500 × Model 500 mashup (Model Galaxy 1000)
• ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Twitter
• GamerWater
• VitaminWine
• candy-coated bite size main course meals
• vegetable candy
• Welch’s × Werther’s Original
• battery-powered candle necklace
• FLASHMOB the video game
• MonsantoCraft the video game

RGNBYW

unscented perfume

glow-in-the-dark clothing labels (e.g., underwear). avoid putting on clothes backwards with the lights off!

• Truck Nuts™ earrings
• ‘tag cloud’ tattoo

‘20/20’-shaped eyeglasses

lowercase Roman numerals

Logon/Login as male/female modern alternatives to popular given name Logan

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various sources now reporting about a doctor who has been performing assisted suicides for extraterrestrial aliens, known now as the ‘ivoxz’, who have been stranded on Earth for quite some time. accompanied by streaming video, or, as they are being called, ‘peaceful drownloads,’ what the curious will see is a close-up of the doctor’s eye overlapped with an anonymous creature in a liquid filled chamber, run through an ‘emboss filter’. these are being made available to anyone with access to popular video sharing website YouTube.